Sam

SAM WENT OUT TO BUY A LIGHT BULB, CAME BACK WITH A FIVE-YEAR PLAN. HALF OF IT'S ON AN OLD RECEIPT, THE REST IS ON HER HAND. SHE READS "I'M FINE" LIKE FINE PRINT, FINDS THE CLAUSE YOU TRIED TO SKIP, THEN ASKS IF YOU'VE SEEN HER PENCIL. SAM, IT'S IN YOUR GRIP. SAM'S GOT A PLAN, SAMANTHA'S GOT ANOTHER. WE WERE HANGING UP A PICTURE, NOW THE WALL'S A DIFFERENT COLOR. HEY SAM, HEY SAMANTHA, HOPE GOOD KARMA'S SAVING UP. IF IT'S PAYING WHAT IT OWES YOU, IT BETTER BRING A TRUCK. IT BETTER BRING A TRUCK. SHE'S HEARD "I'M SORRY" USED LIKE DUCT TAPE ON A PIPE THAT SPLIT IN TWO. SPENT TOO LONG STANDING THERE WITH TOWELS WHILE THEY SWORE IT'S GOOD AS NEW. STILL THINKS LIFE WILL PAY HER BACK FOR EVERY TIME SHE LET THINGS GO. AT THIS POINT, WE'RE CHARGING INTEREST, SEEMS FAIR, FAR AS I KNOW. SAM'S GOT A PLAN, SAMANTHA'S GOT ANOTHER. WE WERE HANGING UP A PICTURE, NOW THE WALL'S A DIFFERENT COLOR. HEY SAM, HEY SAMANTHA, HOPE GOOD KARMA'S SAVING UP. IF IT'S PAYING WHAT IT OWES YOU, IT BETTER BRING A TRUCK. IF THAT SMILE FITS LIKE WET DENIM, DON'T WEAR IT ON ACCOUNT OF ME. WE CAN SIT HERE SAYING NOTHING. WAIT... WHAT IF WE MOVE THAT TREE?